a-head-over-heels-kind-of-love:

every wonder how far you could get, before any one noticed you were gone? How far you could walk before they realized you should have been in from taking out the trash minutes ago. That you aren’t just looking at the stars outside, no just playing with a pet, not hidden in one of the rooms. That they have no idea where you are, and you are long gone. How far could you go?

calumon:

my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd

twatsmussen:

ohsnapitsnik:

sherlockey-werlockey-stuff:

IS NEMO GOING TO BE A SASSY REBELLIOUS TEENAGER

“no dad you don’t understand me”

nemo

(Source: admiraljaneway)

best-of-funny:

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

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